Apparently this term came from the difficulty of trying to keep your pet in the bath. Lovely, no?īasically, trying to jam your ballsack into an opening. The other’s when you vomit onto the person performing felacio. One’s when you deepthroat so hard that you regurgitate a lil’ bit of vom onto his peen, but still continue. This one has a few definitions, each just as wildly NOT OK as the other. Getting your shlong sucked while also taking a dump, all while patting on your back for your ability to multitask.įUCK. Then you’ll paint yourselves just like you were in kindergarten again! Who knew sex could be such a hoot! One for the artisanal that requires you to mix semen and menstrual blood to make a nice pink hue. Here in Aus, we like to think of this one as “The Stuart Diver”. This one is the act of pooing your brains out on someone’s chest then penetrating so the shit slides down like a mudslide. Y’know the word mudslide is going to equate to something truly dirty, and you’d be right. The end result should be nothing short of a messy, majestical rainbow. Muching something bright and colourful like Fruit Loops or a roll-up and doing a tactical vom on your partners chest. We’d recommend douching after this shitfight. Separating the vaginal lips/butt cheeks, taking a shit inside and then potentially having sex with the orifice afterwards. Role play for the ages, sexually active ones. When one person takes a dump on another’s chest, proceeding to sit down and roll back and forth like a fkn steam roller. (For more on art that can be made via dick, check painter Pricasso making beauty HERE.)īanging someone with whom you’ve exchanged less than 140 words. If ya hadn’t guessed, this makes for a solid man-made moustache. When two people have anal sex and one removes their penis/strap-on/foreign object and rubs all residue – poopy, spermy or otherwise – on the other party’s top lip. The kind of shit that can’t be defined in layman terms ’cause, well, it would make your mother baptise you all over again.īehold, we’ve rounded up a bunch off sex terms that’ll either get you particularly turned on/ make you write off sexual activeness altogether (Please note: Some of these below are highly fucked up and not created or encouraged by P.TV.): The kind of shit that actually involves shit. The kind of shit that makes you feel like your genitalia is a magical chamber/wand that can conquer all. The kind of shit that makes you feel like a fahbulous cum-spraying master of the universe. No – we’re talking about the real nasty shit. We’re not talking about your standard foreplay with explanatory words, like fingering, wristies, gobbies etc which generally get grouped off into “everything but” anyway. There’s something cringeworthy as fuck about articulating the sexual filth we engage in.
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